Man: Bed majbut banana

subhendra mohan jenasamanta / / 0
Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai. 
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..! 

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? 
Papa: Haan. 
Beta: Kis se hui? 
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. 
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. 


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge, 
BETA-Nahi 
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge, 
BETA-Nahi 
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge, 
BETA-Nahi 
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, 
Chappal Hi Khayega. 


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya, 
wah wah! 
Phir.. 
phir.. 
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya. 

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He 
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai 
Aur 
Arrange Marriage Me 
Kisi Aur Ki ;-) 

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola: 
Ye kya? 
Rani boli miss call yaar. 

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki.. 
har sms bhejne se pehle, 
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche.. 
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha. 

subhendra mohan jenasamanta


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