Bap:kambal chor aur tinchor se farak keya hai?

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Baap Beta Hindi Family Jokes Bap:ek tasbir to bar dekhle smritishakti bridhi hota hai
Beta: Papa meine is lie ek ticket par do cinema dekhta hu…


Beta: abbu mere ko chocolate khana hai
Kanjoos bap: tu kaun hai?
Admi: ye tumhara bap hai?
Beta: ha.
Admi: yeh tumhara bap hai, ye tumko kisne kaha?


Bap: us ladki keya hai?
Beta: kaun?
Bap: jo chand ki tarah dekh kar kisiko khoj raha hai.


Beta:Baba dunia me kaun sabsi badi vikhari hai?
Bap: Politician, wo vote ke lie admi ki paa vi dhorne ragi rahega.


Bap:humko gyanai bondhu kaun hai?
Beta:teacher o ne.


Bap:kambal chor aur tinchor se farak keya hai?
Beta: dono ne election par jana chata hai.


Radio ki bare mein baat karte waqt…
Beta: Baba, keya hai ye?
Baba:meri to samajh nahi aata hai, rokh lo jara tumhare dada ko phone deta hu.


Beta:koi mokadma ki ray hone se pehle hi Neta log bemar ho jati hai kiun?
Bap: kiun ki chote bela school jane ke waqt bemar hota tha uss lyee.



Beta:Baba,paysa aur sms ki keya diference hai?
Bap:paysa de kar vi sab samay delivery nahi ata hai magar sms
De kar jarur delivery report ata hai…


Baba: maine jo tumhare hometask ki math kara dya tha,kya tum wo tumhare sir ko dekhaya?
beta: ha.
Baba: keya bola hai?
Beta: wo bola, tumhare baap ki vul par tumko kayse pitai karu.



Beta: Baba ye keya hai?
Bap:ye gadhe hai.
Beta:assa baba gadhe kya saadi karte hai?
Bap: ha beta jo gadhe wo hi to saadi karte hai.



Baba:exam kaysa hua, sab prasno ko ans dia to?
Beta:ha sab dia magar 2 prasna par 1 no. track ke badle 3 no. track likh kar aya. 

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